- Opening Night: 17 July 1944
- Performance: 29 July 1944
- Genre: Variety
1. Overture – Augmented Orchestra under the direction of William Richardson
2. If It’s Laughter – Zoe Gail and The Palladium Girls introduce Tommy Trinder
3. The Rocking Horse – Sung by Zoe Gail; The Dancers: Jack Billings and Zoe Gail
4. Jimmy Jewel and Ben Warriss – Carry On ‘Arry
5. Words and Music – Tommy Trinder, Zoe Gail, Jimmy Jewel and Ben Warriss
6. A Drop of Scotch – The Dagenham Girl Pipers, Robert Wilson, Zoe Gail
Intermission
7. Jack Billings and The Palladium Girls in a Dance arranged by Jack Billings
8. American Relations – Zoe Gail, Tommy Trinder
9. Jimmy Jewel and Ben Warriss – Bruce and the Spider
10. Elisabeth Welch – Mistress of Song
11. You Lucky People – Tommy Trinder
12. Rhythmania – Billy Ternant and His Dance Orchestra and Company
- Performance Times: 14:30 and 19:00 Daily
- Notes: Pre-London Palladium